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05-16-2007, 05:02 PM
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| V.I.P User  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona
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Tokenz: 1,000   |  Lady's only read the first part....Men read the rest A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers : ... ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife Moral of the story : Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor |
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05-16-2007, 08:03 PM
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| Still a newbie  Join Date: May 2007 Location: Colorado
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Tokenz: 429 | Re: Lady's only read the first part....Men read the rest Thats good stuff!
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05-17-2007, 03:36 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ
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Tokenz: 114 | Re: Lady's only read the first part....Men read the rest lmao, for a second i though the fucker died nice one
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05-17-2007, 03:38 PM
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| The newest, greatest mom in the world Staff  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: PA
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Tokenz: 24,160 | Re: Lady's only read the first part....Men read the rest hahaha i liked this one. |
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05-17-2007, 03:45 PM
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 | Re: Lady's only read the first part....Men read the rest  When you put women stop reading here... ya know, we just gotta finish reading it! |
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05-17-2007, 04:24 PM
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| Member  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Jersey
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Tokenz: 17,981 | Re: Lady's only read the first part....Men read the rest LMAO....That's all I can say |
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