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Old 05-15-2007, 12:50 PM   #1
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Talking Deadly Virus....

Deadly Virus

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


I sent this one to my boss you should do the same...
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:29 PM   #2
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Funniest one yet, LMAO!!!
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that's awesome. rep for you, sad penis man.
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HAHAHAHAHA... Here goes some more positive rep... That one deserves it.
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This one Rocks... Positive rep for you sir
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