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Old 03-12-2007, 10:31 PM   #1
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The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces
Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me

And there you are,

sitting on your ass,

at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:15 AM   #2
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ahahaha...

yeaup, im a nice guy
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Old 03-13-2007, 04:00 AM   #3
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lmao, funny, nice calculation, its kinda true, few work for the many many
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glad you made it;
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In one country, 15% of the population pay the taxes that run the country, and give all the serviuces for the rest who don't pay a cent for them. Wonder why I moved?
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In one country, 15% of the population pay the taxes that run the country, and give all the serviuces for the rest who don't pay a cent for them. Wonder why I moved?
thats starting to look familiar .
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does it count if im at work when im on the computer? i take my laptop into work with me and come on durin classes.
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So True!!
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