Tarzan

Peter Parka · 03-11-2007, 11:23 AM

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,
and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ?

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the
ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in
here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did
you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

Maulds · 03-11-2007, 11:30 AM

Possibly my new favorite

AUDRAA · 03-11-2007, 02:13 PM

ha ha ha poor Jane

Homer · 03-11-2007, 02:23 PM

now that was funny.

Thebest · 03-11-2007, 07:45 PM

Omg Hilarious!!

Mrs Behavin · 03-11-2007, 07:55 PM

Thanks for the laugh!

ervis3h18 · 03-11-2007, 08:06 PM

lmao, hahahahhahahaa,

water just came out of my nose, i learned something, never read a joke when ur drinkin water

Homer · 03-11-2007, 09:22 PM

even my wife loved it lol.

03-11-2007, 11:23 AM	#1
Peter Parka King Of Cunts Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 23,362 Tokenz: 112,838	Tarzan When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel." __________________

03-11-2007, 11:30 AM	#2
Maulds Moderator Staff Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: TN Posts: 4,833 Tokenz: 8,600	Re: Tarzan Possibly my new favorite __________________ Member Of The Conservatives In Exile Est.11/5/2008 anticipated date of death 11/6/2012

03-11-2007, 02:13 PM	#3
AUDRAA My heart belongs to a Jersey boy Senior Staff Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 18,740 Tokenz: 21,786	Re: Tarzan ha ha ha poor Jane __________________

03-11-2007, 02:23 PM	#4
Homer Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Tokenz: 547	Re: Tarzan now that was funny.

03-11-2007, 07:45 PM	#5
Thebest V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SPARTAAAAA!!! Posts: 939 Tokenz: 620	Re: Tarzan Omg Hilarious!! __________________

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Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,383 Tokenz: 11,326	Re: Tarzan Thanks for the laugh! __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

03-11-2007, 08:06 PM	#7
ervis3h18 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 142 Tokenz: 114	Re: Tarzan lmao, hahahahhahahaa, water just came out of my nose, i learned something, never read a joke when ur drinkin water __________________ This Is An ADDICTION

03-11-2007, 09:22 PM	#8
Homer Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Tokenz: 547	Re: Tarzan even my wife loved it lol.

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