Tarzan

Peter Parka · 03-11-2007, 10:23 AM

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,
and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ?

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the
ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in
here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable
manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did
you do that for?"

Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel."

Maulds · 03-11-2007, 10:30 AM

Possibly my new favorite

AUDRAA · 03-11-2007, 01:13 PM

ha ha ha poor Jane

Homer · 03-11-2007, 01:23 PM

now that was funny.

Thebest · 03-11-2007, 06:45 PM

Omg Hilarious!!

Mrs Behavin · 03-11-2007, 06:55 PM

Thanks for the laugh!

ervis3h18 · 03-11-2007, 07:06 PM

lmao, hahahahhahahaa,

water just came out of my nose, i learned something, never read a joke when ur drinkin water

Homer · 03-11-2007, 08:22 PM

even my wife loved it lol.

03-11-2007, 10:23 AM	#1
Peter Parka West Ham Till I Die!!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 20,562 Tokenz: 69,500	Tarzan When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex ? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel." __________________

03-11-2007, 10:30 AM	#2
Maulds Swingin the Staff Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: TN Posts: 4,289 Tokenz: 2,687	Re: Tarzan Possibly my new favorite __________________ thanks to AuronKae for the sig

03-11-2007, 01:13 PM	#3
AUDRAA My heart belongs to a Jersey boy Senior Staff Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: somewhere in Jersey they tell me Posts: 18,079 Tokenz: 14,020	Re: Tarzan ha ha ha poor Jane

03-11-2007, 01:23 PM	#4
Homer V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 3,571 Tokenz: 301	Re: Tarzan now that was funny.

03-11-2007, 06:45 PM	#5
Thebest V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SPARTAAAAA!!! Posts: 985 Tokenz: 421	Re: Tarzan Omg Hilarious!! __________________

03-11-2007, 06:55 PM	#6
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,131 Tokenz: 17,923	Re: Tarzan Thanks for the laugh! __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/

03-11-2007, 07:06 PM	#7
ervis3h18 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 142 Tokenz: 113	Re: Tarzan lmao, hahahahhahahaa, water just came out of my nose, i learned something, never read a joke when ur drinkin water __________________ This Is An ADDICTION

03-11-2007, 08:22 PM	#8
Homer V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 3,571 Tokenz: 301	Re: Tarzan even my wife loved it lol.

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