Sam

Confession......LITTLE JONNY
LITTLE JONNY,s mom takes a lover home during the day, while his father is at work. Unbeknownst to her and Little johny was hiding in the closet.

His father comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the LITTLE JONNY.

The LITTLE JONNY says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
LITTLE JONNY- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
LITTLE JONNY- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
LITTLE JONNY- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
LITTLE JONNY- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that LITTLE JONNY and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

LITTLE JONNY- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
LITTLE JONNY- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
LITTLE JONNY- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to LITTLE JONNY, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The LITTLE JONNY says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The LITTLE JONNY says "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the LITTLE JONNY sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The LITTLE JONNY says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that SHIT again."

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Johnny Westfall

LOL!
Good one dude

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ervis3h18

omg, i couldnt stop laughin like an idiot, funny

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