Virgins Worst Nightmare

Peter Parka · 03-07-2007, 09:49 AM

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

NicAuf · 03-07-2007, 11:12 AM

I love that one. Makes me laugh everytime.

SilentEyz · 03-08-2007, 12:24 AM

Lmao.

Kat · 03-08-2007, 12:50 AM

lmao omg thats too funny

Johnny Westfall · 03-08-2007, 12:51 AM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........!!!!!!!!!!

Haus · 03-08-2007, 01:13 AM

elluko · 03-08-2007, 01:29 AM

Ha, thats a good one!

lemon · 03-08-2007, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haus

lol

and finally!

my fav smiley

lol · 03-08-2007, 06:05 AM

lol very funni

inferno_grl · 03-08-2007, 10:42 AM

oh no!!!... hahaha!

03-07-2007, 09:49 AM	#1
Peter Parka West Ham Till I Die!!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 20,607 Tokenz: 70,110	Virgins Worst Nightmare A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." __________________

03-07-2007, 11:12 AM	#2
NicAuf Agent of Chaos Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gillespie,Illinois Posts: 2,884 Tokenz: 203	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare I love that one. Makes me laugh everytime. __________________ The world will look up and shout "Save us!"... And I'll whisper "No."

03-08-2007, 12:24 AM	#3
SilentEyz V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,622 Tokenz: 764	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare Lmao.

03-08-2007, 12:50 AM	#4
Kat watch it...I bite Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: CT Posts: 8,098 Tokenz: 2,417	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare lmao omg thats too funny __________________ Theres a solider, hiding right beneath my skin....A fighter, survivor somewhere within. Reaching out through my soul....regaining control. Stronger now that I am free.

03-08-2007, 12:51 AM	#5
Johnny Westfall Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 146 Tokenz: 223	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *Oh Give me a Break*

03-08-2007, 01:13 AM	#6
Haus V.I.P User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Half past a monkeys ass and quarter to it's Ballz Posts: 9,590 Tokenz: 5,961	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare __________________

03-08-2007, 01:29 AM	#7
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,017 Tokenz: 467	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare Ha, thats a good one! __________________

03-08-2007, 06:05 AM	#9
lol Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: merry old england Posts: 46 Tokenz: 135	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare lol very funni __________________ my proxy

03-08-2007, 10:42 AM	#10
inferno_grl Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 61 Tokenz: 122	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare oh no!!!... hahaha! __________________ go to http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php if you want a avatar like mine... or pm me and i'll make you one... hehe... check out this one of my new bf... ain' t he cute? except the tools.

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