Virgins Worst Nightmare

Peter Parka · 03-07-2007, 10:49 AM

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

NicAuf · 03-07-2007, 12:12 PM

I love that one. Makes me laugh everytime.

SilentEyz · 03-08-2007, 01:24 AM

Lmao.

Kat · 03-08-2007, 01:50 AM

lmao omg thats too funny

Johnny Westfall · 03-08-2007, 01:51 AM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........!!!!!!!!!!

Haus · 03-08-2007, 02:13 AM

elluko · 03-08-2007, 02:29 AM

Ha, thats a good one!

lemon · 03-08-2007, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haus

lol

and finally!

my fav smiley

lol · 03-08-2007, 07:05 AM

lol very funni

inferno_grl · 03-08-2007, 11:42 AM

oh no!!!... hahaha!

03-07-2007, 10:49 AM	#1
Peter Parka King Of Cunts Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 23,362 Tokenz: 112,836	Virgins Worst Nightmare A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." __________________

03-07-2007, 12:12 PM	#2
NicAuf Shire Dweller Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hamel,Illinois Posts: 3,275 Tokenz: 81	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare I love that one. Makes me laugh everytime. __________________ In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the end of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

03-08-2007, 01:24 AM	#3
SilentEyz V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,622 Tokenz: 1,171	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare Lmao.

03-08-2007, 01:50 AM	#4
Kat Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: CT Posts: 8,117 Tokenz: 3,506	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare lmao omg thats too funny __________________ Life is what you make of it....dont waste a moment...it ends too soon

03-08-2007, 01:51 AM	#5
Johnny Westfall Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 146 Tokenz: 224	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........!!!!!!!!!! __________________ *Oh Give me a Break*

03-08-2007, 02:13 AM	#6
Haus Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Half past a monkeys ass and quarter to it's Ballz Posts: 10,481 Tokenz: 57,242	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare __________________ Sex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation Where A Guy Sticks His Location Into A Gurls Destination To Increase The Population For The Next Generation Do You Get My Explination Or Do You Need A Demonstration?

03-08-2007, 02:29 AM	#7
elluko V.I.P User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: BC Canada, Eh? Posts: 4,016 Tokenz: 600	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare Ha, thats a good one! __________________

03-08-2007, 07:05 AM	#9
lol Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: merry old england Posts: 46 Tokenz: 245	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare lol very funni __________________ my proxy

03-08-2007, 11:42 AM	#10
inferno_grl Still a newbie Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 61 Tokenz: 2,402	Re: Virgins Worst Nightmare oh no!!!... hahaha! __________________ go to http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php if you want a avatar like mine... or pm me and i'll make you one... hehe... check out this one of my new bf... ain' t he cute? except the tools.

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