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03-04-2007, 06:07 PM
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Tokenz: 11,324   |  A Teachers Comeback A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"  The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to writethe exam with your other hand." |
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03-04-2007, 06:33 PM
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Tokenz: 1,171 | Re: A Teachers Comeback LMAO.. ohh good one |
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03-04-2007, 08:11 PM
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Tokenz: 576 | Re: A Teachers Comeback hahaha rep for said teacher!!!! |
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03-11-2007, 03:30 AM
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Tokenz: 114 | Re: A Teachers Comeback good one, now thats a teacher
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03-11-2007, 04:20 AM
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Tokenz: 125 | Re: A Teachers Comeback if only i could be like that with my students! good one. lol. |
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03-11-2007, 05:07 AM
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Tokenz: 285 | Re: A Teachers Comeback hahahahahhahahaha !!!!! Teacher did the same thing so she knows how to give exam with other hand !!! 
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