A Teachers Comeback

Mrs Behavin · 03-04-2007, 06:07 PM

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's
it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the
room raised his hand and asks, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write
the exam with your other hand."

SilentEyz · 03-04-2007, 06:33 PM

LMAO.. ohh good one

Bagel · 03-04-2007, 08:11 PM

hahaha rep for said teacher!!!!

ervis3h18 · 03-11-2007, 03:30 AM

good one, now thats a teacher

tgwstm · 03-11-2007, 04:20 AM

if only i could be like that with my students! good one. lol.

Sam · 03-11-2007, 05:07 AM

hahahahahhahahaha !!!!! Teacher did the same thing so she knows how to give exam with other hand !!!

03-04-2007, 06:07 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,383 Tokenz: 11,325	A Teachers Comeback A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

03-04-2007, 06:33 PM	#2
SilentEyz V.I.P User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,622 Tokenz: 1,171	Re: A Teachers Comeback LMAO.. ohh good one

03-04-2007, 08:11 PM	#3
Bagel V.I.P User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,529 Tokenz: 576	Re: A Teachers Comeback hahaha rep for said teacher!!!! __________________ http://bagel-sama.deviantart.com

03-11-2007, 03:30 AM	#4
ervis3h18 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 142 Tokenz: 114	Re: A Teachers Comeback good one, now thats a teacher __________________ This Is An ADDICTION

03-11-2007, 04:20 AM	#5
tgwstm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 135 Tokenz: 125	Re: A Teachers Comeback if only i could be like that with my students! good one. lol.

03-11-2007, 05:07 AM	#6
Sam Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hearts Posts: 527 Tokenz: 285	Re: A Teachers Comeback hahahahahhahahaha !!!!! Teacher did the same thing so she knows how to give exam with other hand !!! __________________ In order to go on living one must try to escape the death involved in perfectionism. ---- Sam

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