What size condom?

Mrs Behavin · 03-03-2007, 06:22 PM

A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the
girl at checkout #3. He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?"

She says "Sure. What size are you?"

"I don't know" he replies.

"Well, just let me check" the cashier says. She unzips his pants, takes
a feel, and then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO
AISLE 3 PLEASE. EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3."

They bring the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.

Then, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to checkout #3.
He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?"

The cashier replies, "Sure, but what size do you need?"

He says "Well, I don't know."

She says "Just let me check here." She unzips his pants, takes a couple
of tugs and then says over the intercom, "LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3
PLEASE. LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3."

They bring the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.

Seeing this, a fifteen year old boy who hopes to get lucky goes up to
the girl at checkout #3 and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell
any condoms here?"

"Yep" she says. "What size do you need?"

"I don't know" he says.

She unzips his zipper for a feel, pauses and says over the intercom,
"CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3 PLEASE. CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3."

hhayes · 03-03-2007, 06:46 PM

lol!!

ervis3h18 · 03-04-2007, 12:00 AM

lol, that was funny

EmperorKupcake · 03-04-2007, 12:33 AM

Lol. Not all 15 year old guys are like that!

Sam · 03-04-2007, 08:36 AM

hahahahahhhehehehehee Clean Up

Peter Parka · 03-04-2007, 09:47 AM

AUDRAA · 03-04-2007, 11:25 AM

ROFL that was awesome REP for you and emperor

inferno_grl · 03-06-2007, 10:24 AM

.......wow................

03-03-2007, 06:22 PM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,131 Tokenz: 17,925	What size condom? A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the girl at checkout #3. He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?" She says "Sure. What size are you?" "I don't know" he replies. "Well, just let me check" the cashier says. She unzips his pants, takes a feel, and then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3 PLEASE. EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3." They bring the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves. Then, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to checkout #3. He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?" The cashier replies, "Sure, but what size do you need?" He says "Well, I don't know." She says "Just let me check here." She unzips his pants, takes a couple of tugs and then says over the intercom, "LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3 PLEASE. LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3." They bring the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves. Seeing this, a fifteen year old boy who hopes to get lucky goes up to the girl at checkout #3 and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell any condoms here?" "Yep" she says. "What size do you need?" "I don't know" he says. She unzips his zipper for a feel, pauses and says over the intercom, "CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3 PLEASE. CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3." __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/

03-03-2007, 06:46 PM	#2
hhayes V.I.P User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby Posts: 6,252 Tokenz: 1,128	Re: What size condom? lol!!

03-04-2007, 12:33 AM	#4
EmperorKupcake Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 365 Tokenz: 260	Re: What size condom? Lol. Not all 15 year old guys are like that!

03-04-2007, 08:36 AM	#5
Sam Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hearts Posts: 527 Tokenz: 242	Re: What size condom? hahahahahhhehehehehee Clean Up __________________ In order to go on living one must try to escape the death involved in perfectionism. ---- Sam

03-04-2007, 09:47 AM	#6
Peter Parka West Ham Till I Die!!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 20,596 Tokenz: 69,890	Re: What size condom? __________________

03-04-2007, 12:00 AM	#3
ervis3h18 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 142 Tokenz: 113	Re: What size condom? lol, that was funny __________________ This Is An ADDICTION

03-04-2007, 11:25 AM	#7
AUDRAA My heart belongs to a Jersey boy Senior Staff Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: somewhere in Jersey they tell me Posts: 18,079 Tokenz: 14,020	Re: What size condom? ROFL that was awesome REP for you and emperor

03-06-2007, 10:24 AM	#8
inferno_grl Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 61 Tokenz: 122	Re: What size condom? .......wow................ __________________ go to http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php if you want a avatar like mine... or pm me and i'll make you one... hehe... check out this one of my new bf... ain' t he cute? except the tools.

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