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Old 03-02-2007, 01:35 AM   #1
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Default Is Mommy Home?

"Hello?"
"Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause,
Daddy says,
"But honey,
you haven't got
an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do,
and he's upstairs in the room
with Mommy,
right now."


Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then,
this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone
down on the table,
run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car
just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy,
just a minute."


A few minutes later
the little girl comes back to the phone.


"I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"
"Well, Mommy got all scared,
jumped out of bed
with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed
with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared
and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool
.
But I guess he didn't know
that you took out the water
last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool
and I think he's dead."


***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool?
Is this 486-5731?"
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:38 AM   #2
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah *inhale* hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:38 AM   #3
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hahahahaha....

that kinda sucks...

but hahahahahahahahahaha
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damn...
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Old 03-02-2007, 11:17 AM   #5
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lmao, couldnt stop laughin, i looked like an idiot in the middle of the class
they were all lookin at me weird, but once they read it the whole class got out of control
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Old 03-02-2007, 12:55 PM   #6
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PMSL!!!! Good one!
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lol, guess they got what was comin even if it was a wrong number.
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