Three Wishes

ouachiski · 03-01-2007, 12:55 PM

This little old lady was sitting on her front porch
in her rocking chair reflecting on her long life when
a fairy godmother approached her to grant her three
wishes.

"What would you like for your first wish, she said."
The little old lady said "I guess I'm like everyone
else, and would like to be rich." POOF-her rocking
chair turned into solid gold.

"And, for your second wish?" She said, "Well, again,
like everyone else, I wish I were young and beautiful."
POOF--she was turned into a beautiful young woman.

As she was trying to come up with her third wish, her
cat walked across the porch in front of her. "Ooh--
can you turn him into a handsome prince?" POOF--before
her eyes was the most handsome young man she had ever
seen.

She was sitting there all smitten--he smiled at her
with a smile that made her knees week. He slowly approached
her and whispered in her ear.

"I'll bet you're really pissed off that you had me neutered.

Peter Parka · 03-01-2007, 01:07 PM

Haha! Quality!

inferno_grl · 03-01-2007, 01:09 PM

that wat the old bitch get! heheh!

Thebest · 03-01-2007, 07:20 PM

Haha. she got

Bagel · 03-01-2007, 07:23 PM

hahaha

ervis3h18 · 03-03-2007, 04:44 PM

omg, my stomach hurts from laughin

Maulds · 03-03-2007, 06:57 PM

03-01-2007, 12:55 PM	#1
ouachiski V.I.P User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: north Louisiana Posts: 1,861 Tokenz: 375	Three Wishes This little old lady was sitting on her front porch in her rocking chair reflecting on her long life when a fairy godmother approached her to grant her three wishes. "What would you like for your first wish, she said." The little old lady said "I guess I'm like everyone else, and would like to be rich." POOF-her rocking chair turned into solid gold. "And, for your second wish?" She said, "Well, again, like everyone else, I wish I were young and beautiful." POOF--she was turned into a beautiful young woman. As she was trying to come up with her third wish, her cat walked across the porch in front of her. "Ooh-- can you turn him into a handsome prince?" POOF--before her eyes was the most handsome young man she had ever seen. She was sitting there all smitten--he smiled at her with a smile that made her knees week. He slowly approached her and whispered in her ear. "I'll bet you're really pissed off that you had me neutered.

03-01-2007, 01:07 PM	#2
Peter Parka West Ham Till I Die!!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 20,626 Tokenz: 70,370	Re: Three Wishes Haha! Quality! __________________

03-01-2007, 01:09 PM	#3
inferno_grl Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 61 Tokenz: 122	Re: Three Wishes that wat the old bitch get! heheh! __________________ go to http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php if you want a avatar like mine... or pm me and i'll make you one... hehe... check out this one of my new bf... ain' t he cute? except the tools.

03-01-2007, 07:20 PM	#4
Thebest V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SPARTAAAAA!!! Posts: 985 Tokenz: 423	Re: Three Wishes Haha. she got __________________

03-01-2007, 07:23 PM	#5
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03-03-2007, 04:44 PM	#6
ervis3h18 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 142 Tokenz: 113	Re: Three Wishes omg, my stomach hurts from laughin __________________ This Is An ADDICTION

03-03-2007, 06:57 PM	#7
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