Guts or Balls?

alleycat · 02-28-2007, 11:00 AM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

Sam · 02-28-2007, 12:00 PM

Ali................ fantastic hahahahahahahahha

inferno_grl · 02-28-2007, 12:16 PM

nice one

ervis3h18 · 03-03-2007, 04:54 PM

yep, definately dead if any man says that, thats y those word would never come out of my mouth

Bagel · 03-03-2007, 04:55 PM

hahahaha

02-28-2007, 11:00 AM	#1
alleycat Minor Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hades Posts: 2,185 Tokenz: 302	Guts or Balls? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death. __________________ Still dont have PMs so email me at racer_abear@hotmail.com

02-28-2007, 12:00 PM	#2
Sam Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hearts Posts: 527 Tokenz: 242	Re: Guts or Balls? Ali................ fantastic hahahahahahahahha __________________ In order to go on living one must try to escape the death involved in perfectionism. ---- Sam

02-28-2007, 12:16 PM	#3
inferno_grl Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 61 Tokenz: 122	Re: Guts or Balls? nice one __________________ go to http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php if you want a avatar like mine... or pm me and i'll make you one... hehe... check out this one of my new bf... ain' t he cute? except the tools.

03-03-2007, 04:54 PM	#4
ervis3h18 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 142 Tokenz: 113	Re: Guts or Balls? yep, definately dead if any man says that, thats y those word would never come out of my mouth __________________ This Is An ADDICTION

03-03-2007, 04:55 PM	#5
Bagel V.I.P User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,529 Tokenz: 450	Re: Guts or Balls? hahahaha __________________ http://bagel-sama.deviantart.com

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