2 priests and hand lotion

Mrs Behavin · 02-27-2007, 08:38 AM

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and head back to the showers.

He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.

Having no place to hide, he stands agai nst the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.

Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.

Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go.
She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells ......"HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD! HAND LOTION TOO!"

Peter Parka · 02-27-2007, 09:30 AM

hahaha!

mdvaldosta · 02-27-2007, 11:50 AM

Lol, that was good.

Bagel · 02-27-2007, 11:56 AM

hahahaha priceless

Boomer · 02-27-2007, 01:59 PM

That was a good one.

lemon · 02-27-2007, 03:23 PM

hhaahahahaha

Thebest · 02-27-2007, 06:33 PM

ROFL, nice!

hhayes · 02-27-2007, 06:56 PM

lol i like that one!

Jet · 02-27-2007, 07:28 PM

Hahahahahaha
Good One!!!!!!!!

Reaver · 02-28-2007, 05:10 AM

sweet nun handjobs Batman

inferno_grl · 02-28-2007, 05:54 AM

no.... that was rong.. but funny as hell.

AUDRAA · 03-01-2007, 01:43 AM

omg that was fucking hillarious

ervis3h18 · 03-03-2007, 04:47 PM

thats right, fuking hilarious, wrong but funny, i guess the priest got his first handjob

Sam · 03-04-2007, 08:44 AM

Heheheheheheheheheeee .... " MY LOTION "

02-27-2007, 08:38 AM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,141 Tokenz: 15,002	2 priests and hand lotion Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and head back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands agai nst the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells ......"HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD! HAND LOTION TOO!" __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/

02-27-2007, 09:30 AM	#2
Peter Parka West Ham Till I Die!!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 20,607 Tokenz: 70,158	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion hahaha! __________________

02-27-2007, 11:50 AM	#3
mdvaldosta Maintenance Man Senior Staff Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,065 Tokenz: 2,971	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion Lol, that was good.

02-27-2007, 11:56 AM	#4
Bagel V.I.P User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 2,529 Tokenz: 450	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion hahahaha priceless __________________ http://bagel-sama.deviantart.com

02-27-2007, 01:59 PM	#5
Boomer The one and only bishes.. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 13,585 Tokenz: 5,806	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion That was a good one. __________________

02-27-2007, 03:23 PM	#6
lemon Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,781	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion hhaahahahaha

02-27-2007, 06:33 PM	#7
Thebest V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SPARTAAAAA!!! Posts: 985 Tokenz: 422	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion ROFL, nice! __________________

02-27-2007, 06:56 PM	#8
hhayes V.I.P User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby Posts: 6,252 Tokenz: 1,128	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion lol i like that one!

02-27-2007, 07:28 PM	#9
Jet Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 128 Tokenz: 121	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion *Hahahahahaha* *Good One!!!!!!!!* __________________ *Never ever give up* *Never ever give in* *Keep trying & trying til you can`t try no more*

02-28-2007, 05:10 AM	#10
Reaver V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Right behind you Posts: 1,174 Tokenz: 384	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion sweet nun handjobs Batman __________________ <)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))# "Yeah, that dood looks like he will eat the cookies, fuck yer mom, break the milk glass and stab yer pops with it" --Boomer

02-28-2007, 05:54 AM	#11
inferno_grl Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 61 Tokenz: 122	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion no.... that was rong.. but funny as hell. __________________ go to http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php if you want a avatar like mine... or pm me and i'll make you one... hehe... check out this one of my new bf... ain' t he cute? except the tools.

03-01-2007, 01:43 AM	#12
AUDRAA My heart belongs to a Jersey boy Senior Staff Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: somewhere in Jersey they tell me Posts: 18,079 Tokenz: 14,021	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion omg that was fucking hillarious

03-03-2007, 04:47 PM	#13
ervis3h18 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 142 Tokenz: 113	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion thats right, fuking hilarious, wrong but funny, i guess the priest got his first handjob __________________ This Is An ADDICTION

03-04-2007, 08:44 AM	#14
Sam Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Hearts Posts: 527 Tokenz: 243	Re: 2 priests and hand lotion Heheheheheheheheheeee .... " MY LOTION " __________________ In order to go on living one must try to escape the death involved in perfectionism. ---- Sam

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