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Old 02-25-2007, 04:58 PM   #1
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A nun decided that today she was going to go to the hospital to see if anybody needed cheering up or jsut someone to talk to.

she arrived at the hospital and had one of hte nurses walk her down one of the halls.Whilst walking she caught notice of a room with an open dorr. inside the room a middle aged man was mastubating quite intensley.
The nun turned to the nurse and demanded an explination. The nurse explained he had a rather rare condition that required him to have an orgasm every hour or so otherwise he could develope severe complications.
The nun none to happy with this decided it was justified and continued onward . Not more than two rooms further she caught sight of a nurse giving a patient a blowbjob..
The nurse was furious and demanded another explination.

the nurse simply said:

"Same problem better health insurance"
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Old 02-26-2007, 12:05 PM   #2
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Haha! Quality!
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that's golden
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lol thats funy
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