Saying the right thing at the right time

Eridanus · 02-22-2007, 11:07 PM

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple
of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a
single red rose!

Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he
sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks,
"Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, THAT!..Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!!!".
--------
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS

Peter Parka · 02-23-2007, 10:36 AM

Haha! Quality!

Darkstar · 02-23-2007, 10:53 AM

Haha!

sharpies · 02-23-2007, 11:10 AM

Very, very good.

Allan

Charmer · 02-23-2007, 02:24 PM

HAH! Love it....

andcuriouser · 02-23-2007, 04:42 PM

Hahahaha!

hhayes · 02-23-2007, 05:40 PM

lol!!

Jersey · 02-23-2007, 05:44 PM

good one!

inferno_grl · 02-26-2007, 04:59 PM

rof lmfao

Boomer · 02-27-2007, 03:15 PM

Good stuff man!

02-22-2007, 11:07 PM	#1
Eridanus Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,039	Saying the right thing at the right time Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - Love you!!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door." So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, THAT!..Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!!!". -------- Broken table - $200 Hot breakfast - $5 Red Rose bud - $3 Two aspirins - $0.25 Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS

02-23-2007, 10:36 AM	#2
Peter Parka King Of Cunts Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 23,362 Tokenz: 112,836	Re: Saying the right thing at the right time Haha! Quality! __________________

02-23-2007, 10:53 AM	#3
Darkstar Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,237	Re: Saying the right thing at the right time Haha!

02-23-2007, 11:10 AM	#4
sharpies V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,295 Tokenz: 3,364	Re: Saying the right thing at the right time Very, very good. Allan __________________ "To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin." -- Cardinal Bellarmine, during the trial of Galileo, 1615

02-23-2007, 02:24 PM	#5
Charmer V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The country of California Posts: 2,474 Tokenz: 1,822	Re: Saying the right thing at the right time HAH! Love it.... __________________ When I post, please don't read; I have no idea what I'm saying!

02-23-2007, 04:42 PM	#6
andcuriouser V.I.P User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: It's pronounced "Trawna" Posts: 4,077 Tokenz: 684	Re: Saying the right thing at the right time Hahahaha! __________________ attention stalkers! i want to be your friend.

02-23-2007, 05:40 PM	#7
hhayes Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: georgia baby Posts: 6,250 Tokenz: 1,299	Re: Saying the right thing at the right time lol!!

02-26-2007, 04:59 PM	#9
inferno_grl Still a newbie Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 61 Tokenz: 2,402	Re: Saying the right thing at the right time rof lmfao __________________ go to http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php if you want a avatar like mine... or pm me and i'll make you one... hehe... check out this one of my new bf... ain' t he cute? except the tools.

02-27-2007, 03:15 PM	#10
Boomer Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 13,952 Tokenz: 12,667	Re: Saying the right thing at the right time Good stuff man! __________________

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