ouachiski

This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team
manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish
gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village.

Once she's inside, he quickly turns off all the lights
and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a
flurry of athletic achievement.

After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse
back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly
across at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully-
developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp
glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside
her.

She's really pleased to have met this guy. At this point
the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumbles
the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself
a small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp.

Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and,
in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the
bed, climbing out the other side and beating his chest
like a gorilla.

Then he vaults back on top of the girl and commences
a frantic repeat performance. The Danish girl is very
impressed with the gusto of this second encounter. Somehow
the Aussie has completely recovered from his previous
exhaustion! After nearly half an hour of wild activity
in every possible position, the gasping male swimmer
again crawls out of bed and swallows another shot of
the mysterious liquid. Once more he dives under the
bed, emerges on the other side, beats his chest and
commences to make love all over AGAIN.

The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action
continues at the same blistering pace as before. In
the darkness, she can't properly see what kind of tonic
is causing these incredible transformations, but she
sure likes the effect! More than an hour later, after
another repeat of the strange drinking ritual on his
part, and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms
on her part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint
herself.

"Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the panting
bald-headed Aussie, "I think I need to try some of your
tonic!" She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot
of the liquid. She braces herself for some sort of medicinal
effect, but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola.
Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and
dives under the bed - only to smash straight into the
three other exhausted members of the Australian relay
team.

Bagel

hahahah i knew the ending before it happened but it was still funny

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Mrs Behavin

Oh lord! lol

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elluko

I dont get it...

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Mrs Behavin

She was being banged by more than 1 man. You do to get it, dont you?

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elluko

Thats what I thought, I just thought there was something I was missing. I actually dont think it was funny.

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Charmer

You shouldn't be reading this thread elluko.....

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elluko

of course I should! Nowadays the only funny jokes are the dirty ones...

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