blonde jokes!!!

random guy 517 · 01-05-2007, 01:10 AM

this thread is purely for blonde jokes. post away!!!

random guy 517 · 01-05-2007, 01:22 AM

ill start.
a blonde, brunette, and redhead are on top of a burning building. firemen come with a net and tell the brunette to jump. she jumps, they move, she dies. they tell the redhead to jump. she says "no i saw wat u did to the brunette." they say "we like redheads not brunettes." she jumps, they move, she dies. they tell the blonde to jump. she says "no i saw wat u did to the brunette and redhead." they say "we like blondes not brunettes or redheads." she says "NO! just put the net down and back off

Peter Parka · 01-05-2007, 01:27 PM

Two blondes walking through the woods come accross some tracks.
"Look!" says one "Foxes tracks!"
"Don't be stupid" says the other one "the're deer tracks!"
Then the train comes along and runs them over!

Thebest · 01-05-2007, 01:32 PM

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave at her.

DanTastic · 01-05-2007, 05:48 PM

two blondes were driving to disneyworld when they saw a sign that read "Orlando right, Disneyworld left", so they turned around and drove home

random guy 517 · 01-05-2007, 06:49 PM

theres 100 stairs to heaven, clown on every step. clown tells joke when u get to his step, u laff u go to hell. blonde, brunette, redhead on stairs. brunette gets to 10 and laffs. redhead gets to 30 and laffs. blonde gets to 100. b4 the clown says anything at all, she bursts out laffing.

why does she laff?

reply and guess

NicAuf · 01-05-2007, 07:18 PM

She finally go the first joke, when I first heard that one took my awhile to figure it out.

random guy 517 · 01-06-2007, 01:26 AM

yep, u got it

random guy 517 · 01-07-2007, 01:50 AM

blonde walks into a store and says to manager, "i would like to buy that tv." man says "no blondes allowed."
she leaves.
she comes back w/ a redhead wig on and says the same thing. "no blondes allowed."
she leaves.
she comes back w/ a brunette wig and says it again. "no blondes allowed." "how u keep knowing im blonde?" "bcuz thats not a tv, its a microwave."

ouachiski · 01-09-2007, 04:59 AM

2 blondes walk into a bar, the brunette ducks

lets see how long it takes yall to get that one.

random guy 517 · 01-09-2007, 07:25 PM

thats funny cuz its "bar" as in "pole." lol

Thebest · 01-24-2007, 08:15 PM

Ok, so there's this blonde bragging about how she knows all the capitals of the states. So this guy comes up and asks her "okay, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" So the blonde goes "Oh that's easy, W."

01-05-2007, 01:10 AM	#1
random guy 517 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 235 Tokenz: 286	blonde jokes!!! this thread is purely for blonde jokes. post away!!!

01-05-2007, 01:22 AM	#2
random guy 517 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 235 Tokenz: 286	Re: blonde jokes!!! ill start. a blonde, brunette, and redhead are on top of a burning building. firemen come with a net and tell the brunette to jump. she jumps, they move, she dies. they tell the redhead to jump. she says "no i saw wat u did to the brunette." they say "we like redheads not brunettes." she jumps, they move, she dies. they tell the blonde to jump. she says "no i saw wat u did to the brunette and redhead." they say "we like blondes not brunettes or redheads." she says "NO! just put the net down and back off

01-05-2007, 01:27 PM	#3
Peter Parka King Of Cunts Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 24,137 Tokenz: 48,324	Re: blonde jokes!!! Two blondes walking through the woods come accross some tracks. "Look!" says one "Foxes tracks!" "Don't be stupid" says the other one "the're deer tracks!" Then the train comes along and runs them over!

01-05-2007, 01:32 PM	#4
Thebest V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SPARTAAAAA!!! Posts: 939 Tokenz: 640	Re: blonde jokes!!! How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave at her.

01-05-2007, 05:48 PM	#5
DanTastic Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 978 Tokenz: 568	Re: blonde jokes!!! two blondes were driving to disneyworld when they saw a sign that read "Orlando right, Disneyworld left", so they turned around and drove home __________________

01-05-2007, 06:49 PM	#6
random guy 517 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 235 Tokenz: 286	Re: blonde jokes!!! theres 100 stairs to heaven, clown on every step. clown tells joke when u get to his step, u laff u go to hell. blonde, brunette, redhead on stairs. brunette gets to 10 and laffs. redhead gets to 30 and laffs. blonde gets to 100. b4 the clown says anything at all, she bursts out laffing. why does she laff? reply and guess

01-05-2007, 07:18 PM	#7
NicAuf Mr. Kovacs Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Hamel,Illinois Posts: 3,604 Tokenz: 133	Re: blonde jokes!!! She finally go the first joke, when I first heard that one took my awhile to figure it out. __________________ The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"...and i'll look down, and whisper "no."

01-06-2007, 01:26 AM	#8
random guy 517 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 235 Tokenz: 286	Re: blonde jokes!!! yep, u got it

01-07-2007, 01:50 AM	#9
random guy 517 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 235 Tokenz: 286	Re: blonde jokes!!! blonde walks into a store and says to manager, "i would like to buy that tv." man says "no blondes allowed." she leaves. she comes back w/ a redhead wig on and says the same thing. "no blondes allowed." she leaves. she comes back w/ a brunette wig and says it again. "no blondes allowed." "how u keep knowing im blonde?" "bcuz thats not a tv, its a microwave."

01-09-2007, 04:59 AM	#10
ouachiski Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: north Louisiana Posts: 1,862 Tokenz: 489	Re: blonde jokes!!! 2 blondes walk into a bar, the brunette ducks lets see how long it takes yall to get that one.

01-09-2007, 07:25 PM	#11
random guy 517 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 235 Tokenz: 286	Re: blonde jokes!!! thats funny cuz its "bar" as in "pole." lol __________________ memento_mori. i curse the name.

01-24-2007, 08:15 PM	#12
Thebest V.I.P User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SPARTAAAAA!!! Posts: 939 Tokenz: 640	Re: blonde jokes!!! Ok, so there's this blonde bragging about how she knows all the capitals of the states. So this guy comes up and asks her "okay, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" So the blonde goes "Oh that's easy, W." __________________

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