Is sex work?

Mrs Behavin · 12-29-2006, 02:20 AM

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."

The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question,then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"

The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."

andcuriouser · 12-29-2006, 02:22 AM

Hahahahahahah!

What's funny (and a random fact that you will never need to know), having sex on the Jewish Sabbath (ie, Friday night/Saturday until sundown) is encouraged.

Peter Parka · 12-29-2006, 03:41 PM

Haha! Nice one!

taffylaylachick · 01-01-2007, 12:21 PM

LOL nice one

TheHybridOne07 · 01-01-2007, 05:58 PM

LMAO, this is so true lol

12-29-2006, 02:20 AM	#1
Mrs Behavin Moderator Staff Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hot Springs Arkansas Posts: 20,802 Tokenz: 12,108	Is sex work? A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question,then states, " My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it." __________________ http://amyssweettoothrecipes.blogspot.com/ http://dumasgang.blogspot.com/

12-29-2006, 02:22 AM	#2
andcuriouser V.I.P User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: It's pronounced "Trawna" Posts: 4,075 Tokenz: 697	Re: Is sex work? Hahahahahahah! What's funny (and a random fact that you will never need to know), having sex on the Jewish Sabbath (ie, Friday night/Saturday until sundown) is encouraged. __________________ attention stalkers! i want to be your friend.

12-29-2006, 03:41 PM	#3
Peter Parka King Of Cunts Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harlow, Essex, England Posts: 24,137 Tokenz: 48,327	Re: Is sex work? Haha! Nice one!

01-01-2007, 12:21 PM	#4
taffylaylachick Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 6 Tokenz: 121	Re: Is sex work? LOL nice one

01-01-2007, 05:58 PM	#5
TheHybridOne07 Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 54 Tokenz: 225	Re: Is sex work? LMAO, this is so true lol __________________ Live Life, or Die Boring... It's your choice

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